Cats, who gives a fuck?

[onlyacoin]

Old guy is still stalking me.

And apparently he noticed I've been trying to avoid picking him up.

He asked me to pick him up tomorrow morning to take him somewhere, didn't care where.

Looks like I'm gonna hear about cats all fucking day.

Comments

[archerling]

um.

Do you... at least like cats?

[onlyacoin]

Why?

You thinking about getting a cat?

[archerling]

Perhaps in the future? Though it would rather depend if you would end up slaying it on your view of them.

Or pets in general...

[onlyacoin]

It tears up my shit and I'll tear it up.

Just don't get anything fruity. I don't want to bring a chick back and find some fucking rabbit.

[ateseeds]

...He sounds lonely.

[onlyacoin]

Yeah, probably. Won't matter for long.

[ateseeds]

Why is that?

[onlyacoin]

It's probably gonna be the last thing he does.

[acomplication]

Perhaps you could hear about a different breed of cats.

[onlyacoin]

Don't make me hurt you.

[acomplication]

Hurt me, now.

[onlyacoin]

Hurt you or have sex with you? You kinky?

[togivewhatisdue]

Isn't stalking considered a crime?

[onlyacoin]

Probably. Are you still being bitchy?

[togivewhatisdue]

Take a look at my siblings, Charon, and make a good guess.

[onlyacoin]

How the fuck is that supposed to help?

Wait... You one of Nyx's?

[ghostbitchwitch]

[chuckles] Poor Charon. How will you deal?

[onlyacoin]

What? You think it's funny?

[ghostbitchwitch]

Yes, actually. Mortals seem to think their ferryman needs to hear their life story. But you can always swing by my shop and I may have something that will help with the incessant chatter.

[onlyacoin]

Thanks but no thanks.

I don't mind hearing peoples' life stories, I just don't want to hear about their fucking cats.