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onlyacoin

Funny Story

Apr 14, 2009 15:02

Ran into that kid that sings all the fucking time and Cerberus bit the shit out of him. It made him stop singing, though, so things couldn't have gone better.

Oh, yeah. Thanatos gave me that one dog he was gonna use to kill Dion's cat. I named him Cerberus.

Let that be a lesson to you, kid. Quit making noise.

cat, whiny little shits that sing, i love my fucking dog, thanatos, dionysus, cerberus

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ghostbitchwitch April 14 2009, 19:51:52 UTC

[facepalm]

Now that he's tasted blood, he's dangerous, you BLOODY IDIOT. Good job, Charon. Really.

onlyacoin April 14 2009, 20:49:34 UTC

The fuck are you talking about?

ghostbitchwitch April 14 2009, 20:53:10 UTC

Once an animal has tasted blood, there is nothing to stop him from trying it again. He may have bit Arion today, but what will stop him from biting you tomorrow?

onlyacoin April 14 2009, 20:54:01 UTC

That's bullshit.

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grows_poppies April 14 2009, 21:29:26 UTC

...you are a man who should not own pets.

onlyacoin April 14 2009, 23:22:30 UTC

And why the hell is that?

grows_poppies April 15 2009, 01:57:22 UTC

If it bites another person, the dog may need to be killed for safety reasons in accordance with government mandate.

onlyacoin April 15 2009, 01:59:26 UTC

The other person shouldn't have been an idiot.

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notinacookie April 14 2009, 22:58:21 UTC

You have a dog?

onlyacoin April 14 2009, 23:22:48 UTC

Yeah. Have you seen him yet? He's fucking huge.

notinacookie April 15 2009, 01:24:53 UTC

NO I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM YET! WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN HIM YET, CHARON? Huge puppies are the best.

onlyacoin April 15 2009, 01:59:49 UTC

Because you haven't been by enough.

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OF COURSE onlyacoin April 16 2009, 05:50:01 UTC

I didn't tell Cerberus to attack. He was smart enough to figure it out on his own.

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XD onlyacoin April 17 2009, 14:17:57 UTC

Sued by who?

The kid who won't shut up? What's his face? Or Perry-whatever?

Doesn't look like anyone's doing a damn thing about it.

Thread 6

pseudologos April 16 2009, 21:28:42 UTC

When did 'Arion moments' become contagious? As much as I resent having to say this, everyone else's assessment of the situation is inaccurate.

onlyacoin April 17 2009, 14:18:28 UTC

The fuck is an 'Arion moment?'

What?

pseudologos April 17 2009, 15:42:51 UTC

Now this is what happens when you don't listen in school, children:

A-ri-on mo-ment
-noun
1. A brief incident or form of behaviour pertaining to that of Arion.
2. An instant of unjustified stupidity or idiocy.
3. An act that gives the onlookers reason to think you have lost your common sense.
4. Hilarity.

onlyacoin April 19 2009, 19:21:41 UTC

What in the hell?