Yo yo yo, what it issssss niggas? Haven't posted in a long time, been busy working (I got a job as a bartender at this place in Heaven. Yes, Heaven has a bar. Thanks to me and the sad-puppy-dog face I give my dad when I want something.) But anyway, I was in there all the time anyway, and there are always these hot Latino hookers in there, and I was ( Read more... )

Dammit all to hell I'm tired. But I'm so excited. It's almost October, which means fucking HALLOWEEN! Apart from the drinking and partying, I have the best costume. I'm going as fucking ME! How genius is that? I'll show up, and they'll be all, WTF R U?!?!?!?!?!?! And I'll be all, "Christ, bitch! I'm your Lord and Saviour and I died for your shitty ( Read more... )

Haven't updated in a while. But that doesn't matter, because what matters right now is that Madagascar SUCKED. I mean, what the fuck? All these computer animated movies that have come out recently were so damn good, but that one was bullshit. And since I was too angry to read the credits, I do not know who was responsible for that travesty, so I am ( Read more... )

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Well, ladies, gentlemen, and Down Syndrome havers (my dad told me to apologize to you guys... he was in a bad mood the day he made you. he said he'll look into making a holiday about you to make all of you feel better about being retarded), I'm back after major surgery on my wrists/feet. It seems I had... holes... in them. There were just holes, ( Read more... )

Well, ladies, gentlemen, and Down Syndrome havers (my dad told me to apologize to you guys... he was in a bad mood the day he made you. he said he'll look into making a holiday about you to make all of you feel better about being retarded), I'm back after major surgery on my wrists/feet. It seems I had... holes... in them. There were just holes, ( Read more... )

( I promised this for patrickofcash )

LoL so my weekend was pretty weird ( Read more... )