[Voice] Oh great...

[onlysanechimera]

*squishing noises* These things are so annoying! Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to give tomatoes teeth? What could you possibly do with tomatoes that can bite back?

I swear, I'm gonna... *pause, then, quietly* Oh shit. Who's been making them bigger? This thing blocks a whole alleyway!

*splortch!* *muffled noises of anger*

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Comments

[not_dra_mata]

I am so going to tell everyone back home that you lost a fight with a vegetable.

[onlysanechimera]

You do and I'll tell them that someone invisible kept stealing your bras and then bringing them back because they weren't big enough.