Oh gods...

[onlysanechimera]

To anyone I ran into yesterday, I am really sorry. I don't usually act like that. It's this whole thing with the changes and...

Oh hell. It's today. And now I know I can't trust myself near anyone female. Listen, uh... Yuuko? Lina? If you're going to insist on a party, can it wait until I can actually leave the room without having to

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[not_dra_mata]

You can't... what?

Wow. I don't know if I really wish I had seen that, or I'm really glad I didn't.

[onlysanechimera]

Trust me, you're glad you didn't. You would have fireballed me.

It's this thing with the ears. Well, actually it's the fact that it isn't just the ears, but you get the point, right?

[not_dra_mata]

You say that like fireballing things isn't fun.

[onlysanechimera]

No, I say that like you fireball things that make you angry. Which you do. So it's not that you're glad you didn't fireball me so much as you're glad you weren't there for the thing that would have made you fireball me.

[exiles_servant]

That sounds rather serious. Are you all right?

[onlysanechimera]

Well, sort of... You know the saying "multiplying like rabbits"?

[exiles_servant]

Can't say I have. I've never even heard of a rabbit. Different worlds, I suppose.

[onlysanechimera]

Well, let's just say that there's a reason for the saying, and that this stupid spell has made me part rabbit. I think you can see where I'm going with this.