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[onourbrooms]

I hate Filch's cat.

Also, obviously the words "1917 original patina" mean nothing to the inhabitants of this castle. My Silver Arrow. Swept. The FLOOR.

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[sinistra]

Your sugar daddy has my miniature tea set and I suspect she is using it to read tea leaves.

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[onourbrooms]

Be nice to her.

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[sibyllsays]

I am no one's SUGAR DADDY!!

[sibyllsays]

How terrible for you!!!! I cannot IMAGINE what the dear Headmaster was THINKING!! Imagine, he has given my best tarot cards to SYLVIA SINISTRA!!!!

I have been inconsolable. Fortunately, someone left a bottle of sherry in my rooms.

[onourbrooms]

"Think" is the operative word here. Albus seems to be doing little of that. Filch's mangy psychotic cat has decided it needs to sleep IN MY BED.

I'll come see you-- after all, you are my neighbor, and letting you read my fortune counts as a good deed on that infernal list. Three first years have already attempted to hug me.

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[sinistra]

It is strange, how similar your comment is to Ms Brown's recent post. Shall you be adding .gifs soon?

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[onourbrooms]

Droll, Sylvia, very droll. She's just overexcited about her cards. Much like I am about Filch getting mud on my mint condition broom bristles.

Excuse me, I have a cat to terrorize.