I awoke slightly after dinner had begun last evening, being as I am nocturnal, and so I went to the hospital wing to see if Poppy had a cure for the heat as she is intended to be some sort of miracle worker. She insisted she did not and we settled down for a cup of brandy, but scarcely had we begun conversation when we were interrupted ( Read more... )

I do not understand this heat that everyone is complaining about as I am perfectly cold. Severus seems just fine as well and as he lives in the dungeons surely he would feel twice the heat ( Read more... )

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It has been gently pointed out to me that I have been remiss in my duties as a professor by setting a good example in this community.

So I will now update.

Of late my favourite staff member at Hogwarts is one Sirius Black. I cannot explain it. It may just be my ever tenderheart reaching out. It may just be gas ( Read more... )

A party at the Malfoy Manor is not in my opinion considered a success until there are house-elves flying across the ballroom. Absolutely capital ( Read more... )

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I am back at Hogwarts which is a relief because I have been staying with my parents and sisters and nearly offered myself to be burnt at the stake.

I am tired. I have missed my Tower.

Where has my post gone?

My father implores that I return to the British Isles at once as he insists I have seen neither him nor Mother in six years. I fail to see why I should give up my hols to spend them with family as I am in fact a fully grown adult despite my youthful appearance and do not wish to spend the summer with four sisters and their various smelly offspring ( Read more... )