Hah, none of you bastards showed up on time. I'm sooo disappointed!

I'm offering a nine month baby carrying time share in my uterus for the first able bodied male aged 18-24 who can successfully open the enigmatic French bread paradox box in one flawless and unaided attempt. Apparently, executing this task requires an IQ higher than 95% percent of the population. I'lll even let the winner select whether the ( Read more... )

9/13 - *Ted Leo + The Pharmacists (Surely going to see the man again ( Read more... )

I wish I could be content as background noise.

So, sidestreamcomic.com is now back on line. Much props to Luis. Check it, yos.

Sad to say, as far as society is concerned, my purpose within its confines is selling French bread. Drawing a comic about it makes me feel slightly better about my petty existence. Yes, the following is angsty and depraved, but in your heart of hearts, you know it's true.


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Yo beasts. I'm making chicken parmesan today. If you wants free hella good food, show ups at my place 'round 6:00 pmish.

Would having this in the Vermilion make anyone happy...?


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Lately, I've been feeling like I'm rather repulsive. Maybe I am as ugly and boring as I've always figured I might be. I've tried to hide it, but perhaps I can't. I really can't picture where I plan to go after graduation. I don't have any real life plans. I have to meet my bosses at a bar in about 10 minutes. I'm not exactly ecstatic.

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