i keep having these dreams where i'm taking a shit and i have an audience of spectators watching me... take a shit.  what does this mean?

obama dirka dirka dirka

kaine, on being elected to the us senate "i'm tim kaine, bitch"

i lost my first patient today.  he died of an infection...of his ass.

oh man, i just like totally destroyed my toilet.  it was so bad i had to make an emergency trip to the grocery store to buy toilet bowl cleaner.

i would rather stick my penis in an electrical socket than do a residency in OBGYN

i swear...if i have to look in another nasty vagina, i'm going to puke right into it

I came across someone on okcupid named "earth angel", which is fitting because she is about the size of the planet earth

stinky vaginas

once again, i find myself attempting to create a massive stinking load of bullshit

it occurred to me that if a dude is fucking a gravidly pregnant woman, considering the baby is presenting cephalic, he will be head-to-head with the baby ( Read more... )