Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking
up that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
pleasant and say, "Happy
Birthday! ", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone
"Happy Birthday."

I thought... ( Read more... )

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me ( Read more... )

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