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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

A Scalar and a Vector.

I don't get it now, but I think I did about 2 years ago.

The Mountain Goats - Going to Jamaica

EBDGBE is a great sounding thing. If anybody wants to give me stuff to write a song about I could do that, but no promises.

Does anybody know how I can get me one of these babies?


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Scary Fact: Most Negroes are, in truth, illegal aliens who work with the Super Asian-Mexican-Black Gang, known as the 18th Street Loco Al Qaeda Kommu-Nizzle Boyz.

I have been enjoying this group muchly lately.

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Community service at the salvation army is way fucking cooler than my actual job. I wish i could do hellof community service instead of 12 months of probation. Right now Ehren is explaining me the feeling of coricidin. Something like Acid + Ketamine + Percocet. I always figure it felt like dropping out of highschool to time travel ( Read more... )

I just got two creepy emails from creepy addresses. I thougth they were just lame spam but then i realized that there was hidden text in them. As in, the text was white like the background of gmail, so it only appears when you highlight the text. also, one of the emails was addressed to iownatalkingstove@gmail.com, and that isn't my email address ( Read more... )

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I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday, which was fun and fentonally ( Read more... )