i moved into a place by myself ( Read more... )

the denton city police department knows nothing about protecting or serving this community.
their response to that statement:
"we have an extremely fast response time."

everyone is the fucking same once you get to know them.

i'm really ready to have something to occupy my days....other than drinking.

i wish i was more impressive and less of a fuck up.

I just put signed the lease for the most badass attic apartment ever ( Read more... )

someone find me a new haircut please.
i don't want to cut it super short.
it's too hot to keep it long now.
i need something cuuuuteeeee.
puleaseeeee.

i have completely lost control ( Read more... )

holy shit.
i was right.
there is a bug.
and it is under my pillow.
i'm not even kidding.
luckily it's smallish.
i still don't know what to do.
i 100% for sure can't do anything about it on my own.
i also 100% for sure have no other options.

1. not taking xanax ever again. at least not at a big party. i missed indotdat and that's just really sad. i also broke my shower curtain and did other embarassing things ( Read more... )

i finally figured out how to do it.
me and sam.
we have a plan.
this is gonna work out awesome.
i might need more dollars though.
or actually maybe less.
it depenends on how much alcohol i need to get drunk now.

i've been updating way too much lately.
i've been way to bored lately.

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