Programmed restraint before the shutting down

[oohbloodymurder]

Hello, Livejournal Land. I'm going to propose a series of questions to you, and I want you all to answer honestly and succinctly

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[itealaich]

...and I thought they smelled bad...on the outside...

You know my stance on this one. She's living there, and she shouldn't be. I'd call the cops.

[ikitten]

Cook them both a nice meal first.
Then talk to them about it.
Then insist they resolve it to your satisfaction before you give them the antidote.

Now, I'm not actually advocating you poison them, but I'm also not suggesting that you have to let them know that.

[ikitten]

And fuck yes, she's living there. And living there or not, if she's coming over and making a mess, either she or your roommate, needs to clean up.

[oohbloodymurder]

She has a key. This must be stopped.

[ikitten]

*plucks out an errant comma*

[arianemegan]

5 yeahs and one B followed by a C

[oohbloodymurder]

I'm honestly hoping for the one person who can rationally answer 5 Nos and not check A, B, and C. Yes, we all agree and understand it, but they don't, and I'm hoping someone can deliver a sound counter-argument.

Either way, it's still hella fun to imagine her going "Ohhhh yeah!" everytime she busts through the front door.

But that might kill her; Lord knows she breathes like she's about to keel over and die just trundling to the fridge.

Heh, trundling.

[runamongst]

I agree. I think that she is living there.

You should probably gently confront the situation.

or

Say nothing and throw all her stuff out into the hallway and lock the door.

[oohbloodymurder]

It's been addressed multiple times. Sadly, the solution is to treat people like children if that's how they choose to be treated.

Ah, that's not too sad...I relish an opportunity to justifiably be a dick.

Things have been thrown out, and due to their inability to clean up after themselves, I've stockpiled all my kitchen gear out of their greasy grasp.