poop on gray michigan days.
if it's not raining, the clouds shouldn't be there.
it's my personal opinion.
that is all.

nostalgia.

bleech.

yack on February.

Tonight in Phillips Hall. In the City of East Lansing.

On the Third Floor.

On the South Side.

Someone pooped on the windowsill in the shower.

Albeit, a girl pooped on the windowsill in the shower.

I. Love. Dorm. Life.

Seriously, where else can you get mysterious poop when you go to rinse off?

My Dentist said:

"Just stay open for me."

I said:

"That's what she said."

He laughed.

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and then something magical happened.

commence fun summer reading.

now.

except what should I read?

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I was on a run a few days ago and I happened to come across some students drawing on the sidewalk with sidewalk chalk. Yay! I happen to love sidewalk chalk, but what was most disturbing to me was what they were writing. As I ran by I happened to see ( Read more... )