Title: All You Need Is Love (Or a Summer Makeover)
Author: quite_grey
Rating: G
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Draco/Hermione (in theory)
Length: One-shot (558 words)
Genre: Crack/Satire
Warnings: None
Summary: Hermione and Draco are...drumroll, please!...Head Boy and Head Girl.
Notes: This is what happens when I spend too much time reading ridiculously bad ( Read more... )

Title: The Discreet Art of Persuasion
Author: quite_grey
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/Hermione
Length: One-shot (636 words)
Genre: Crack
Warnings: None
Summary: Hermione takes a situation in hand.
Notes: Thanks to my beta, shellydkitty. Any errors that are left are all mine.
Author's website: Grey's Fic Index
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters ( Read more... )

OK, this one is just because I am an attention whore.
Reviews are love baby! =>

Title: A night to remember.
Author: Devilfancy
Summary: Draco gives Harry a night he'll NEVER forget.
Warnings: Lollipops can be dangerous/crossdressing
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Wordcount: 868

Disclaimer : All characters in this story are the property of JK Rowling .
( A night ( Read more... )

Hi,
Im new here so i thought I would post one of my fics as a get to know you guesture.
I hope you all enjoy it.

Title: Taking Hogwarts
Author: Devilfancy
Summary: Lord Voldermorts cunningly evil plan to take over Hogwarts has a few flaws in it, namely, Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape.
Warnings:humor / snark
Pairing(s): Lucius/Voldie/Snape
Rating: PG-ish
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Title: Tart Noir Around and About Vertick Alley
Rating: PG-13
Warning: language, mild sexual content
Pairings: Lavender/Zacharias, Draco/Ron, Susan/Blaise, Zacharias/Ginny ...
Summary: Lavender Brown is part of the investigation into the murders of the children of Death Eaters and is madly in love with her flatmate and best friend, Zacharias Smith ( Read more... )

Title Something Shiny
Pairing/Characters Ron, Ginny, Hermione
Rating PG
Word Count
A/N: For manraviel who requested Ron, crack a while back :D
Summary

“It could be one of those muggle toys- the one’s they give to toddlers to choke them.”

Ron is muchly bemused by something shiny.

( “It can’t be that complicated; after all if it was muggles wouldn’t be able to work it.” )

Links to my l-j, because I'm fairly sure, (but not positive) that I haven't posted these here ( Read more... )

Title A Helping Hand
Pairing/Characters Ron/Snape
Rating R (not so subtle innuendo)
Word Count 175
Summary Snape offers to help Ron with a ... problem.

( The billowing power. )

Don't worry, I'm not dead!! I've just had a mental few weeks. Exams, trip to South Africa, coursework and other such exciting things.

But here is the first part of the second half of 'of peppers and tiramisu'!

( In which we see Ginny study, muse about Draco and attempt to plan her cooking project )

*waves* Hallo, my name's Fred, and I write crack all the time occasionally ( Read more... )