Hydrocodone and pinot noir.  Now this is a hurricane survival kit.

I was debating with a guy I've been somewhat dating, and I ended up using Clinton and cream of the crop in the same phrase, but he didn't catch on.  Even when I said no pun intended, still nothing.  Time to break it off.  We are definitely not compatible ( Read more... )

Six.

Because I love this university so much, I'd like to give you a little insight on life as a student. In August, while most students were add/dropping, I was finally allowed to register for semester because my advisor would not do her job and advise me/remove my registration bar. So directly after coming home from the hospital where I watched my ( Read more... )

So, Ahmadinejad, I still think you're full of shit, but you know how to play the game. Either that, or you're really, really stupid ( Read more... )

Four weeks ago, to the minute.

It's not any easier. It's still hard to breathe when I let myself think.

Just a friendly public service announcement to my fellow migraine sufferers - GlaxoSmithKline is the fucking devil ( Read more... )

Anyone in or around the Austin area have a gun? There's an owl outside my window that won't shut up.

I JUST WANT TO SLEEP. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

Don't mind this. I'm simply making a record to partially justify my hatred of this state.

February 16, 2006 - 83 degrees
February 17, 2006 - maxed out at 53 in the am, got colder as the day went on
February 18, 2006 - forecast calls for freezing rain in the morning with temps not rising above mid-30's

Thanks for the pneumonia TX

Dear person who infected me with this great virus ( Read more... )