well i guess i can't argue with that...

[ooomingmak]

Q. Why can't you ever put the toilet seat down when you're finished?

A. What, and have the next person in the bathroom think I urinated sitting down? Even guys too drunk to stand put the seat back up when they're done. This will never change. Ever.

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[gameface]

i was raised by a woman. i always put the seat down. and lid. i'm good like that.

[ooomingmak]

well, that's wonderful. if i were having a boy i doubt i would be so lucky. as it is, mike is trying to get me to put the toilet seat back UP for him after i go to the bathroom. sheesh!