[filtered to Mello]

[oopsdeadclan]

You tell me why I want a private place to talk to you.

Hope you weren't too terrified. Okay, I'm lying, but the drop was rather long.

[[ooc disclaimer for this thread: Mello-mun is so good to Itachi-mun when she's been out drinking. Except for the whole viciously-owning-her thing. >|]]

Comments

[oopsdeadclan]

No dress. No spawn. I would break down and flail except you know EXACTLY how evil you are right now.

[oopsdeadclan]

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

[devilsball]

I'm not lying, Itachi.

[oopsdeadclan]

...

[devilsball]

........She's CIA.

[oopsdeadclan]

...

[devilsball]

Don't kill me.

[oopsdeadclan]

White gold. One carat. Father John Paul. Full nuptial mass. No adultery.

[devilsball]

...you're not serious.

[oopsdeadclan]

...oh, I am. I. Am.

[devilsball]

NO KID! NONE AT ALL!

Are you still serious?

[oopsdeadclan]

Uchihas aren't born out of wedlock.

In that case I'll downgrade it to mere torture, minus wedding.

[devilsball]

IT WAS A KEEHL. Wait.

...what kind of torture are we talking here? And how fast can you run?

[oopsdeadclan]

Was it now. ...It's. That's unfair.

...that's not even a question. More to the point, how fast do I want to.

[devilsball]

You sound disappointed.

Could I trade the torture for sucking you off so many times you never breathe again?

[oopsdeadclan]

I sound owned. Which is what I am. Still doesn't save you.

I might consider it.