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oopsdeadclan

[filtered to Mello]

Jan 06, 2008 18:59

You tell me why I want a private place to talk to you.

Hope you weren't too terrified. Okay, I'm lying, but the drop was rather long.

[[ooc disclaimer for this thread: Mello-mun is so good to Itachi-mun when she's been out drinking. Except for the whole viciously-owning-her thing. >|]]

your last breath you say, do androids dream of electric sheep?, jumping off buildings is unwise, taking good care of my property

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oopsdeadclan February 8 2008, 11:10:16 UTC

No dress. No spawn. I would break down and flail except you know EXACTLY how evil you are right now.

devilsball February 8 2008, 11:15:57 UTC

Now would be a bad time to tell you about bastard child I had with Hal, right? She must be three or four by now...

oopsdeadclan February 8 2008, 11:19:10 UTC

...so I'm leaving you as we speak. I hear Canada's pretty this time of year.

PS one carat work for you? Rukia and Matt can be your bridesmaids.

devilsball February 8 2008, 11:21:39 UTC

Oh don't leave, baby, she's cute and blonde. Also not yours.

....We talked about this.

oopsdeadclan February 8 2008, 11:24:54 UTC

And now I really want to stay. Mm.

Did we? Ivory silk...

devilsball February 8 2008, 11:30:30 UTC

I think her name was Isobel? Isabella? -- Okay, okay I'll stop! ........I have her picture in my wallet if you want to see. I should change the custody arrangement.

We can have fun with ivory silk without a wedding, you know. Won't waste the dress!

oopsdeadclan February 8 2008, 11:37:44 UTC

So cold, Mihael. ...How serious are-- okay I am not even asking that question.

That I do know. Off you go.

devilsball February 8 2008, 11:45:22 UTC

Dead serious, Itachi. I wouldn't lie to you.

Does this mean I get out of a wedding?

oopsdeadclan February 8 2008, 11:49:02 UTC

...let me reiterate my statement re: Canada. Uh. ...yes.

Not at all. I'm calling Father John Paul on Monday.

devilsball February 8 2008, 11:50:49 UTC

It's not your child, Itachi.

...Bastard. I'll leave you at the altar.

oopsdeadclan February 8 2008, 11:56:38 UTC

...and now I really want to stay. I. You. You.

No, you won't. Barefoot and pregnant, after all...

devilsball February 8 2008, 11:58:58 UTC

Not pregnant. But I wasn't lying about Hal having my kid.

You are a cruel and dangerous man. ♥

oopsdeadclan February 8 2008, 12:00:38 UTC

...

devilsball February 8 2008, 12:02:12 UTC

...Itachi?

oopsdeadclan February 8 2008, 12:04:45 UTC

...the torture chamber doesn't even come close.

devilsball February 8 2008, 12:06:47 UTC

I get punished for having illegitimate children? Hold on, there are some other women I need to knock up too.

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