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Well my friends, reason that I have not updated recently is because of several reasons. Here they are in descending order: 1) I have been involved in a cross action lawsuit with a certain yumster named Miss Nina. Apparently it's against the law for me to follow her everywhere her and Justin go, steal her clothes, and put giant manniquens that I've ( Read more... )

i'm sorry i haven't updated in so long peeps. it's because i have been on tour with my favorite band ever...

MOTLEY CRUE!!!you may have thought that band wasn't together anymore, well guess what you stupid fucking bitch, THEY ARE STILL LARGE AND IN CHARGE! okay i lied, it wasn't really motley crue, it was a cover band called bigger than tommy lee' ( Read more... )

yesterday in physical education we were getting ready to do country line dancing. i was just tieing up me cowboy boots and putting on my sombrero when suddenly i was visited by a little friend of mine ( Read more... )

one day my best friend in the whole wide world, jiffy mcsnugglepants was giving her boyfriend a wobblejob (if you catch my drift nig! ;D). so he was finishing with his buissnass when he invoitarily hit her in the back of the head, which was a side effect of the wobblejob. so then she choked and the cum came out of her nose. it was a weird moment, ( Read more... )

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once when my dad was little, they had to hand out baked potatoes on halloween because they wuz po'.

i want fred durst to sniff my panties, but only if i pooed in them first. oopsie.

i wonder what it would it be like to have sex with a skeleton because it has no penis. wurrrd.

pierre would fuck his own fat without a condom and swallow his own

i like to have sex on the nexus and gobble akfkhgafs's chode.

if you haven't had sex on the nexus you don't know what you are misssing, mmkay?

i'll update lata mmmkay.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Q: What do the vagina doctor and the pizza delivery man have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

morbidangel has to be one of the funniest people alive ( Read more... )