that's rich...

I guess this is for getting rid of the uncommitted, and leaving the rest of the month available for those spur-of-the-moment June weddings ( Read more... )

I got married today and got a parking ticket. I wnt back to the car to get a check and there was that ticket (at the courthouse). The parking attendent was going by and I said, "Now that's a fine way to start a marriage ( Read more... )

Yes, fellow farm-kids, it's true:
Cream Legbar chicks can be sexed at hatching from the colours of their down which makes this one of the few auto-sexing breeds.

see : poultry at here

The travelers did not come through the portal by chance.
====They are here for a reason, and a powerful one.====
Spiritus, minitus, invustrus appares.

"[Osama Bin Laden]'s a person that's now been marginalized.... I truly am not that concerned about him ( Read more... )

He lied to us. Bottom line:
I would not vote for someone that would so callously disrespect the citizens he is supposed to serve.

Things have gotten pretty out of hand, all round ( Read more... )

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i reach out, i reach far out, I reached across the ocean for you and
you hand...
you handed me

a hand ...
a handful of scoprions

the venom still

stings

and i wonder who
made you
one to
inflict...