April 1st is my birthday. I will be four ears old.
I'm letting everyone know early so they can get their presents together. I tried putting together an Amazon wishlist but there wasn't much on there that i wanted.
My favorite thing to do, lately, is scratch the curtains in the bedroom. At 3am. While mommy and daddy are sleeping. They seem to not like this much but they reward me by paying a lot of attention to me. I think i will keep this game up.
Calling all men: let it be known that i am now officially ready to intimately acquaint myself with the less-fair sex. I'm taking applications from all eligable men who wish to be my consort. Applicants must fulfill the following requirements
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Mommy told me about this movie called "Alien" where the only people who live at the end are the cat and his owner. I think that's a plot I can get behind!
It's been very cold in the house, lately. I've had to resort to sleeping in everyone's lap in order to keep warm.
Daddy, is my birthday coming up soon? What about my half-birthday? Can I have a