hi all. i'm posting so a certain ms. melanie will stop harassing me to update.

there. i've updated. sort of. :D

i'll actually get to a real entry some time this week. i'm setting a short term goal for myself.

wtf is wrong with me? i'm ass tired and pretty much refusing to go to sleep. i just watched a movie that has me thinking about things i don't want to think about. well, not that i mind thinking about them, it just makes me feel like i'm missing something. and then i listened to a sad song. and after that i found this quote that i really like ( Read more... )

oh man, i love junk emails. and yeah, i got this not once, but 3 times. kinda makes me wish i had a overly large cock so i could do dirty things on the faces of skanky chicks in front of a camera. :D ( Read more... )

i'm writing a play called "no one can love me like i can". no, it's not a self-help play, unless you need help with your naughty bits. soooo, if anyone has any stories they'd like to share to help me write this thing, i'd love contributions. all submissions will remain confidential and will only be used for the writing of the play, and for my own ( Read more... )

i don't want to be in love. i want to be in love in a movie.

note to self: just because a chicken parm lean pocket is the only edible thing in the house does not make it an acceptable breakfast food. it will give you indigestion like whoa. if by chance you decide to ignore the warning, please try to remember not to wash it down with pepsi. you hate soda, and despite the need for caffeine at 8:30 in the ( Read more... )

i feel so accomplished!! i finished a paper that's due monday by convincing myself that it's really due tomorrow. i also have everything set for my part of my philosophy group project tomorrow, which i am sooooo psyched about!! we're doing a skit, monty python style. i'm playing kierkegaard. sure to be lots of piss-in-your pants giggles. now i just ( Read more... )

it sounds like jumanji's in my basement. definitely kinda scary. the cats can hear it too, so i know i'm not going crazy... at least not because i'm hearing noises. if creepy little monkies break into your house and try to kill you, i'm sorry. by that point, curiosity will have gotten the better of me and i'll probably be dead because i don't have ( Read more... )

yeah, i called it. drunk again today ( Read more... )

i know i should be in bed, or at least doing something productive. i just can't make myself do it though. i'm having a sad day. of course it's mother related. yesterday i admitted out loud that there's nothing else i can do for her. it's not my responsibility. she could change if she wanted to, but in all likeliness she doesn't want to ( Read more... )