HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE DIVINEST OF THE DRAMA QUEENS, athena_51!!!

I need a new phone.
I need a bitchin new wardrobe.
I need to get my bangs trimmed.
I need my eyebrows waxed.
I need to pull things out of my storage shed to S-E-L-L.
I need the universe to send money my way...
I need to organize the me & Ryan garage sale.
I need to "resume bomb" (phrase tm athena_51) tons of places ( Read more... )

Trying to clean up the friends list.

I asked nicely. But then comments on that journal were mysteriously...gone. So, public lj message...Sacheen, please delete me from sweet_fa's friends list!

You, too, nicholasj. I'm just not interested, and it makes me highly uncomfortable that you both are still listing me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, wickedqueen!!

Here's my other favorite commercial:

Taco Bell Giving Away Free Gas!

I thought they had been doing that for years?

Fuck you, Dixie Chicks, for doing your girly-ass little version of "Landslide".

26 years old is too fucking old to pull an all-nighter ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIZABEAN!!! Congratulations on The Big 2-5!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATHLEEN!!

Quickie: I am 97% sure that this guy I knew in college, Jay, posed in this month's issue of Cosmopolitan for the Naked Bartenders article. Oh, and? He's gay. I don't think he'll be tending any readers of that magazine. lizmarie has got to see this shit.