My mom agreed to go halfsies on my new tattoo, which will be a chest piece that I will still be able to cover up with a t-shirt or something. I had the design picked out and everything, and had decided to check out the top rated shop in Munich, Wild at Heart.

I headed out to some obscure part of town I had never ever been to on the bus and walked in ( Read more... )

The construction workers on the scaffolding outside my window (the 15th floor) are very nice. My apartment is small and the bathroom is something out of 2001. It is made entirely of 1 piece of plastic (even the toilet). Like a port o potty with a shower sort of. A small stove and a small fridge and no oven and lots of random pieces of cookware ( Read more... )

I had a dream everyone was telling me to shut up about being the uglier one. Every time I tried to say "But some people are in to it," I got punched. This was at a basketball game, where I had a bottle of gatorade that never ran out and was the perfect temperature and really delicious. When I woke up I was really thirsty because I was drunk the ( Read more... )

so if we can keep things just like this everything will be fine!

I knew if I stuck it out, if I kept my nose clean, and if I did the right thing I would eventually prevail. I was walking home from student health in the extreme humidity and gloominess with a heavy backpack thinking how much easier it would be if I still had my bike. I had talked to my grandmother the night before because I had been emailed by ( Read more... )

Nietzsche Family Circus

ha

"If you like sausage and respect the law, never watch either being made."

Jurassic Park still scares the shit out of me.

That is all.

take a deep breath. let's all be calm.


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As I drove home last night on Aviation there was a dead deer on the road. Blood was everywhere. In fact, it may have been a horse, because there was so much blood ( Read more... )