Comments | opportunitygrrl: rovers wobble but they don't fall down!

opportunitygrrl

rovers wobble but they don't fall down!

Jun 28, 2004 10:36

Still in Endurance! It's not so bad in here, but everyone's afraid I'll lose traction and tip over when using my tools, so I have to move really carefully! I hear they're calling me The Little Rover That Could. I don't know if I could think of a more embarrassing nickname, but I bet they could...sheesh, parents ( Read more... )

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lostcarpark June 28 2004, 09:06:57 UTC

Heisenberg was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
"Have you any idea how fast you were going," said the cop.
Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know exactly where I am."

kightp June 28 2004, 09:36:49 UTC

Oooooh, physics jokes!

*swoon*

grassynoel June 28 2004, 09:44:30 UTC

Here's another physics joke: The Phlogiston Theory of Heat.

epawtows June 29 2004, 08:01:54 UTC

And if Heisenberg attempted to flee town, can you imagine the APB? "Suspect seen leaving the scene at high speed on route 2, 13, 47, and Interstate 42".

stardustboy June 28 2004, 09:55:10 UTC

Bwahahahaha! The Little Rover That Could! That's a good one.

OK, I'll stop embarrassing you now. Bet you have the cutest redshift, I mean blush.

... current music: Ziggy Stardust and the Rovers From Mars ...

magicrub13 June 28 2004, 10:48:05 UTC

OooOoOoh, Physics jokes are the best.

Check out http://www.yourmom.com and check out Geek/Physics. Best stuff ever.

So how are your wheels holding up? I hear your sis is having a few problems. Are you keeping in shape? You're doing us proud down here. Don't get sick now!

marswalker June 28 2004, 12:08:54 UTC

"She'll be climbing up that hillside when she comes
She'll be climbing up that hillside when she comes
She'll be climbing up that hillside, she's not a rover hillslide
She'll be climbing up that hillside when she comes."

She's our cute little Rover that Can! It's such a proud thing to see her doing so well! We're going to have to make bumper stickers - "My rover is showing off her Endurance on Mars!"

Speaking of embarassing proud-parent momets... I've got this whole collection of photos from high-bay when she was under assembly, and more from ATLO....

These three guys walked into a bar. The 4th ducked.

A neutron walked into a bar. The bartender said "for you, no charge."

beckyzoole June 28 2004, 13:20:01 UTC

A neutron walked into a bar. Bartender said, "What'll it be, buddy?" Neutron said, "Gimme a beer -- no, make that a coke -- no, I guess maybe I'll have a beer..." Bartender says, "So, do you want a beer or not?" Neutron whines, "I'm not positive!"

marswalker June 28 2004, 14:27:53 UTC

These three quarks walk into a bar. The bartended says.. "You guys - Truth, Beauty, you're okay, but that third has to leave. NO STRANGE STUFF in my bar!"

This string walks up to a saloon, sees a sign that says "no strings." He rolls around on the ground a bit, wads himself up, messes up his hair. He walks in. The bartender eyes him suspiciously.. says... "Say... aren't you .. a STRING!?" The string looks him in the eyes and say.. "no, I'm a frayed knot."

beckyzoole June 28 2004, 14:32:48 UTC

What turns and goes "FE2, FE2, FE2"?
A ferrous wheel.

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Jokes 'n Stuff huladavid June 28 2004, 15:04:13 UTC

Well, if you think "The Little Rover That Could" is bad, just remember it could'a been "The Iddle Widdle Wover that Coodsie-woodsie"...

Here's a joke that's been rattlin' around my head for a while, "What has six pockets, four legs, and will KILL you if it falls on you from outta a palm tree?" A pool table.

I'm curious, have you ever seen the movie, _The_Brave_Little_Toaster_Goes_To_Mars_?

Ta.