"That's why you don't marry someone better looking than you ( Read more... )

Last night I almost got shot at a lake party in PV. We were walking down this road full of people (mainly black guys) when a crowd of them circled around this car and started shooting. My life flashed before my eyes as a herd of over 200 black folks ran they selves outta da line 'a fire too. Then these 3 black guys cornered Tenesha, Daisy, and I ( Read more... )

Upon returning home a few minutes ago I walked into my room to find that all my Usher posters had his nipples cut out. I knew who the villian was that decided to make that executive decision and destroy my most prized posessions so I decided then and there that this jerkoff must die. I approached my brother using words I normally wouldn't and all ( Read more... )

This goes out to all my baby mama's, I got love fo' all my baby mama's ( Read more... )

i got two 6 year olds and they ain't twins

"At least your yard will always look good ( Read more... )

best _____ of the year ( Read more... )

I thought I was going to be on the news

but then i opened my eyes and realized i was yet again at work with no escape to the outside world.

Adam
Ang
Bud
J
Jules
Kt
Kyle
Lor
Nic
Paul
Rach
Sum
Tara (how many times must we put this reunion off)
Ty

I was so close to buying a $500 safe last night at work cuz that's how much we were lacking for the day. I would've returned it today, but still, how awesome would that be to own a gunsafe BIG enough to fit people in it for a whole day ( Read more... )