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Ok, so, I went to Kyle's 19th birthday thingy-thing tonight, after I got a phone call informing me there were no bouncers at the door of The Buck & Ear. And now I'm druuuuuuuuu-hunk ( Read more... )

So I get to start training my replacement on Saturday. He's the first person we've hired since I started in September. Of course, this also means I won't be able to head to The Show on Saturday (or at least, most of it), so booooo ( Read more... )

On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing), and write down your favorite line of the song. Try to avoid putting the song title in the line. Then, have your friends comment and see if they know the songs ( Read more... )

It's hot, and muggy, and there's NO wind. I'm all fuckin sticky from the bike ride home. Christ, even my mom's walkin around without a shirt.

May. Dear god, it's hot for May. I don't think it rained during April, either.

Shadows... are fuckin awesome.

I dreamt I was Sam Fisher. Well, not Sam Fisher, but doing Sam Fisher's job. It was sweet.

Then after I killed all the bad guys, all my friends showed up, and I got them super drunk, and super high.

Oh, and I found out what that Doobie Brothers song is.

I had some sweet dreams.

Ok, in the first one, the local park was right next to the local beach, and it was Canada Day, so there were tons of games, and fun stuff goin on. And I had this army helmet, that had a cellphone in it. But I couldn't answer the cellphone, so I had to wait for the answering machine to take over before I could hear/speak ( Read more... )

So I'm at work today, and my japanese boss lady asks me how my drivers test went. I told her. She was all like

"Congraturations! Do you feer rike man now?"

I smiled and nodded and said "yesh"

But really, I was thinking No. I'd feel like a man if I could stick my tube steak in a pink taco. Get me some kinky, horizontal surf n' turf goin on.Oh ( Read more... )

Now I can legaly pilot a motor vehicle along roads, and other such surfaces, without having my mommy hold my hand.

I hope this helps with the ladies.