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[optimist_ic]

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
from http://www.savageresearch.com/humor/41years.html

Comments

[thisl0veisreal]

Thanks for sharing!

"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment."
So true. That's why I'm always afraid to ask someone who may look pregnant, when she's due. I'm always afraid she really isn't pregnant... I would feel horrible then!

[optimist_ic]

On sure indicator is pregnant women have a belly rub that they do. Non-pregnant women do not rub their belly like that. So, if you're suspicious you can use the rub to confirm it.
I've seen women with very tiny bellies do it and it makes it obvious.

[thisl0veisreal]

Ah, okay. Thanks for telling me that! (:

[piecesofmoi]

I always purposely keep a hand on my pregnant belly in public just so people will know that Yes, I am pregnant, not fat lol. And there is definitely a rub too.

[piecesofmoi]

Those are hilarious, and so true haha! I liked "There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." Reminds me of this episode of 20/20 that Travy and I watched a few nights ago. There was a lady who spends $500+ on reborn baby dolls, which is fine if you collect them, to each his own, but she actually treats them like real babies and takes them out in public and gets offended when no one comments on how cute her 'baby' is and stuff. It was very extreme lol.

[okjaybo]

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

I wonder if this is what the guy who was in front of me going 20mph in a 45mph, was thinking this morning when I was driving the kids to school! Sheesh, speed it up a bit moron. :)

[defyingnormalcy]

Thanks, I will take note of that. :P