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What Will oraclejenn Get ?
Xmas pressie predictorBig wooly jumper knitted by chia_rhinoPair of Socks from clouddancerBottle of Whiskey from michigangirlCd from tygressSomething Cuddly from sullensirenSomething Intoxicating from bitchinmonaSomething Funny from burntotearsLump of coal from bithchicaSomething Pretty from foreverthirstySomething Shiny ( Read more... )

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When do I get a break?

Just wondering.

Total Pages Read Since March 1st, 2005: 17,559

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I hate it when I get feelings I can't shake, even though I don't want to think they're right ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 whitetigger82s a-yodeling.11 bithbebes a-laying.10 broken_ophelias a-clucking.9 she_belongss a-sipping.8 spasticandsassys a-commenting.7 burntotearss a-munching.6 tygresss a-twirling.5 red xfilesdorkdkss.4 guzzling bithassgirlserls.3 Swiss neko_chelles.2 parrot sullensirens.And a h2oleary in a ( Read more... )

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so ( Read more... )

The first player in the game posts his/her "five weirdest habits", then he/she tags five new people to do the same.1. When in any store that sells children's toys, I have to press the buttons on any of them that make noise/move/sing or otherwise do obnoxious things ( Read more... )

So here's another one of those really long memes that no one ever really cares about, but is kinda interesting to take. It's a list of 437 books (you're supposed to add 3 at the end of taking it), and you bold the ones you've read.

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