(Untitled)

[oral_fix]

All right First Years. There are a few things you need to learn.

1. I'm God, but I go by the name of Matt.
2. Don't touch my shit if you want to keep your finger prints.
3. If you ever pass up the chance to see a naked girl, you'll get a visit from the fag fairy.

Comments

[akaj1sh1]

[A somewhat stifled laugh can probably be heard]
_______________
[ooc: He's trying SO HARD not to laugh out loud. It's due to #3~]

Filtered to Matt

[bobthewizard]

*sigh*

Detention, Mr. Jeevas, for targeting first-years with sexually abusive comments.

[lildeviltype]

[head_torturer]

An' what if you are a girl?

[magicofthewild]

You're already tormenting the First Years? That takes class.