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[oral_fix]

All right First Years. There are a few things you need to learn.

1. I'm God, but I go by the name of Matt.
2. Don't touch my shit if you want to keep your finger prints.
3. If you ever pass up the chance to see a naked girl, you'll get a visit from the fag fairy.

Comments

[scythe_papa]

*he just facepalmed*

Don't give the first years bad tips.

[whosyour_rikku]

I'm surprised the list isn't longer...