It has been a trying time for all of us, and I'm very proud of all of you students. No matter what house you're in, I'm happy to have met all of you and I'm glad that you're all safe.

For those we have lost, we have to live on for them.

[In the Hospital Wing picking up Maka]

MY PRECIOUS LITTLE GIRL! are you okay?! Wha-

YOUR FACE.

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Listen up Gryffindors! Make sure that you're helpful to our temporary guests from the Hufflepuff dorm!

If anyone from Hufflepuff has any questions, feel free to ask me!

But if any of you boys try to touch Maka I'll slice you in half.

So let's all get along, right?

I looked pretty good... though I lost a little of my... seasoning without a few years.

Anyway. I'm still your teacher, and I can still take off points. So no horsing around! No trying to haze your now smaller classmates!

[[Yes, Papa is de-aged! But I can't find the icons of it, so use your imagination!]]

Wow, I haven't given out a real assignment since WHEN?

Alright, kids! It's time for an assignment!

Since everyone is thinking about apparition right now, gives me a list -NO LESS THAN 5[ of ways you can use apparition to get the jump on your opponent. I guess I'll count popping up behind them as one of the five. It's due next Friday.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BELOVED, ADORABLE, CUTE LITTLE MAKA~!

You thought I forgot, didn't you? But I didn't! I even got you something you'll really like!

[[Pretend like this was posted yesterday and that I'm not made of fail. And excuse the tacky HTML. Also: *goes to bed* = super!fail; I'll be tagging tomorrow night hopefully, but this couldn't get ( Read more... )

I-I've failed! As a father!

I'M SO SORRY MAKA

I let some dirty boy win your auction... how can I ever live this down...

Maaaakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You did good, Gryffindor! We'll definitely get them next time! AND MY LOVELY MAKA DID REALLY GREAT MAKING SO MANY GOALSHOMEWORK. Really, this time ( Read more... )

[Audio]

Okay, it's time for me to assign you guys some homework. Again... Let's see, what did I want to do?

Oh yeah. I want a 3 foot paper on - *sounds of something tearing*

*silence*

Bloody hell! It did it again! *in a whiny voice* Makaaa...! My shirt got ripped by those weird blades agaaiin!

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Welcome back to school, everyone!

I hope you enjoyed the summer because this year is going to be full of work! That way, you'll be too busy to cause mischief, unlike last year. The sign-up is here in case you're being irregularly slow ( Read more... )

I hope you kids are all having fun so far!

And that you didn't forget everything you were taught.

But I have even better news!

Maakaaa~! Would you like to go to Spain with Marta~?

[[Kind of... backdated, since this was BEFORE Marta and Alfred got back together, but I was away at Otakon! Srsly though, you gaiz. That log gave me diabeetus. ( Read more... )