Alright losers, I'm jetting with Sengoku tomorrow so his mom can fill me with food for a few days.

Do I still get 25% of your chocolate Mello?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this shit, I expected heaven to be warmer.

So, Roger said I didn't have to go back to Wammy for Easter break. So I'm going to crash Sengoku's and hit on his mom, and sister, maybe if I get drunk, his girlfriend. Only if I get drunk, and desperate.

So... it's time for Matt's monthly list of who to fuck ( Read more... )

Trip was awesome, macked on some nurses, got in trouble. A fairly successful weekend if you ask me.

I had the best group ever.

...Huh.

If you're all so sad about losing the babies, why don't you guys just make some yourself?

So... Apparently my list of shit I can't do got revised.

( At least I can still pistol whip )

So it's back to having the sex with dorm mates again, huh? If anyone fucking recalls what happened last time, I set that bed on fire.

I suggest burning the bed in the fifth year dorm if they had sex on your bed.

...Did shit go down or something? I missed something big, didn't I? That's what I get for smoking up behind the Herbology green house.