Im gonna clatter u next time I see you, planet-murderer! Who's is it? I shall slash its tires, along with every other car's. (Ed Davitt is an equal opportunity eco terrorist)
Do you turn off your fridge and digital set-top box every night? Do you keep corn-fed hens in the back garden to supply you with eggs for your French toast? Do you wear clothes made of straw?
No, I dont drive a car resulting in drasticaly lower carbon emissions, which I then make up for by eating eggs. Ill cut u a new hole u cheeky bastard.
And I do turn off the digi box when i go to bed now that I think of it. I've never heard someone turn off their fridge at night, that would be silly. Our fridge runs off my own self righteousness anyway
Meh, it's just a hunk o' metal that brings you from one place to another - and highly inefficiently at that. Sure, inside you can feel the warm glow of false alpha-maleness when you cruise past the hatchback you just flashed off the fast lane but you're still probably going to be a wanker who steers with his beergut so that both hands are free to stroke your oily beard.
And yes, I'm a hypocrite because I hate the way the company Focus always gets beaten from a standing start unless I creep and redline like a ricer just before the light goes green. Bleugh.
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I got a new phone and havent figured out how to put my old numbers on it yet
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No...?
Well shut your hole, then.
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And I do turn off the digi box when i go to bed now that I think of it. I've never heard someone turn off their fridge at night, that would be silly. Our fridge runs off my own self righteousness anyway
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And yes, I'm a hypocrite because I hate the way the company Focus always gets beaten from a standing start unless I creep and redline like a ricer just before the light goes green. Bleugh.
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