Seriously... stop being lame ( Read more... )

What up homies?

So basically i just got back from the best stand up comedy i have ever seen...

it was amazing... The Comedians of Comedy... Check it out now!

Oh my god patton oswalt why do i want to bear your children?

toga party was fun

picnic was bordering on lame

comedians of comedy were brilliant

all in all good day!

So what did this kid think we were gonna do? Did he think we were gonna whip out baseball bats and hit him in the ass? Did he think we were gonna make him walk on broken glass... (mental note, download Annie Lenox version of "Walking on Broken Glass")... seriously... get a life tool... i'm furious...

i hate my suite... love my room... hate my suite

[A is for age ( Read more... )

Steve irwin died... as ive read a lot of... remember when everyone thought that he died in like 1999? OK... this might sound awful... but its like this... don't fuck with nature... it will bite you in the ass... And isn't it actually kind of ironic? he wrestled with thousands of toxic snakes and deadly croc's, and then he is killed by a seemingly ( Read more... )

So i was listening to the song "i'll follow you into the dark" by death cab for cutie or i think that it is called that on the way to a party tonight... and i guess its stupposed to be a sad song... but now that i think about the song it makes me really sad man... because at least he has someone that he can follow into the dark... i would kill for ( Read more... )

You Are A: Puppy!

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So I am inept as a human being... is basically what it comes down to... this entry isn't intended to worry any of you crazy live journalers out there, and its certainly not intended as a way to draw any attention to mysef, and to be perfectly honest i don't really want any comments on this... i guess i am using this entry as a way to just vent to ( Read more... )

So tonight was officially my last day ever at taco bell... its really relieving, but... now i don't have a job... so now i have to spend all m free time with my parents, and don't get my wrong, my parents are great... its just i dont know if i can handle an entire week or only being with clingy parents 24/7, i haven't had to do that in a long time ( Read more... )