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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up

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[orangetoughguy]

That toy packs a hard punch.

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[orangetoughguy]

The toy's alive you know. Ain't you ever seen Child's Play?

[repeatshimself]

Even bending reality doesn't get rid of them. Also - smart call on the hiding, man, haters gonna hate.

[orangetoughguy]

You can't even....use your superpowers...on'em?

[repeatshimself]

I tried! All I ended up with was a killer headache and like.

Them screaming at me.

I ended up locking them in a closet. I think Tommy probably tried to blow one up.

[orangetoughguy]

No luck with that either?