I think I'm going to die. Life is over. Everything stinks!

I can't believe I did so badly on this test! I've never gotten a D before! Never! Ugh, I knew I should've spent more than four hours studying. I usually pull all-nighters, but I wasn't feeling so good that night and went to bed early, and... Ugh! I'm so stupid!

66%. 66%.

I hate

Guys, um. This is going to sound really awkward, but.

Er, when you burn yourself with a curling iron, is it... normal to start apologizing to it and promising to "make things all better later in bed"?

Because if it isn't, I... want to know what just happened to me.

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Fucking computer blew up on me last week! Didn't do shit to it, and it just exploded! Fucking A, man! Had to spend all my Christmas money getting a new one! I mean, what the fuck ( Read more... )

Um, so. My hand just sort of... went through the mouse and the desk. Like, it didn't break it or anything, but it went right through everything. And then I just pulled my hand back out. And it's solid.

This is... really frea

Sorry, hands went through the keyboard. What's going on...?

Okay, I don't even know how I'm getting reception in the middle of a jungle, but whatever, I don't care! I just saw this giant dinosaur walk past me! It was that one with the armored tail and it looked kind of like an armadillo - whatever, it doesn't matter, someone just find me before something worse does!

...So, um.

I'm a boy.

This is... really awkward. But it happened at a really good time! Does that mean I get to skip it this month?

I can't believe it's already time for Thanksgiving! It seems like just yesterday, it was Halloween. Time sure does fly ( Read more... )

Halloween turned out to be a lot of fun. I got a lot of candy and worked out a few issues with a certain blond-haired bimbo we all know and sometimes love. Unsurprisingly, neither lasted long ( Read more... )

So much for doing something fun for Halloween. I'd made plans to go trick-or-treating with a few girls from school, but they canceled this morning after lunch. I'm really bummed out. I mean, I had a costume and everything... And it's too late to find someone else to go with. I guess I'll just be home watching old monster movies or something ( Read more... )