HELP WANTED

[orenaruttebayo]

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Hey, I need a sensei to teach me about the art of seduction, in specific with men dattebayo! I need a discreet teacher, who won't give me any funny buisness. Books and reference material is also a plus yeah!

An Interview is required dattebayo. Desired pay rate will be discussed there!

Thanks.

Comments

[hammer_tiem]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is Naruto screening your entry so people can't see you laughing

[orenaruttebayo]

Punk!

[hammer_tiem]

I have books Hahaha If ya want them. Hahahahaha

Aw man, this is hilarious.

Little beansprout wants to get some, huh?

Hahahahahahaha

HA! [ Screened ]

[orenaruttebayo]

I remember when I edited Jiraya-jii's Ichi Ichi books but... that was awhile ago dattebayo.

IT IS NOT!

IT'S NOT JUST THAT! it's... that Mukuro just seems like... you know, that type that if I want things to go furhter dattebayo, I have to be the one to help things along. I mean... I'd like to do a little more than just simple kisses. At least make out! I'M SIXTEEN DAMMIT I CAN'T HELP IT!

1/2

[loving_kitten]

2/2

[loving_kitten]

You.... never mind. It doesn't matter.

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[orenaruttebayo]

No, it does matter dattebayo. You're upset. What's up?

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[loving_kitten]

Asking.... asking someone to teach you. It seems so wrong....

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[orenaruttebayo]

Wrong? Oh... hahahaha! no way, I'd never want someone to teach me like THAT! I want to know facts, that's all. Like sitting in an academy and hoping they give me homework dattebayo.

[umemorizethis]

... What are you serious?

[orenaruttebayo]

Of course!

[umemorizethis]

... Why having issues with your boyfriend?

[orenaruttebayo]

No! I just want to have reference on hand for the future dattebayo!

[glamorousmiko]

...art of seduction, huh? I may be willing to help~ ♥

[orenaruttebayo]

Really dattebayo? That would be great!

[glamorousmiko]

Of course~! ♥ From the way it sounds, it looks like you're ready to get frisky in the sheets with a special someone~ You need to know what to do and whatnot to turn him on, am I right~?

[orenaruttebayo]

You completely understand dattebayo! I'm looking for someone who will be able to teach me the signs and how to work the body language and everything else dattebayo! What kind of pay are you looking for?