Uzumaki Naruto--the man, the legend, the blondest blond in anime. But sometimes, things can get out of control. So, here's a Critique post! Make Naruto a better ninja and a better future Hokage... provided he can ever escape this place ( Read more... )

( Private to Mukuro )

Thanks for the great present, Mukuro!

Now I have to find you something too! Shit...

Sasuke! You and I need to head out training dattebayo! Who cares if we've got ears! We'll just look cuter while fighting, hehehehe!

Neji, have you been doing okay lately?

[ooc: strikes hackable]

[the LP turns on, and the first thing to show is Naruto taking a nap, the faint sound of his light snoring sounding out. His arm can be seen dangling over the bed, and a lump of sheets piled up where his body is. finally, he lets out a hum, before sitting up in bed, letting out a loud yawn]

Saaa... hmm... [yawns again, blinking to wake himself ( Read more... )

A new roomie... well, it was nice being your roommate, Axel!

To my new roomie, someone named Rukia... well, hi! I'm Naruto--Uzumki Naruto! I hope we can get along dattebayo! And if you need anything just let me know!

( Private to Self//Easy to Hack )

So yeah. D: HIATUS TIME! Anthea, Kieran, and I are going on a threesome honeymoon hanging out for a week with a friend from Aussieland, so we're gonna be busy. You'll probably catch us on every so often, but for the most part, we're gonna be busy.

So, here's a hiatus to the following characters:

Uzumaki Naruto orenaruttebayo
Dark Mousy hideyourshit
Yami no Yuugi playfairdammit ( Read more... )

[ VIEWABLE TO EVERYONE EXCEPT CHROME AND MUKURO ]

Hey, I need a sensei to teach me about the art of seduction, in specific with men dattebayo! I need a discreet teacher, who won't give me any funny buisness. Books and reference material is also a plus yeah!

An Interview is required dattebayo. Desired pay rate will be discussed there!

Thanks. ( Read more... )

Uh, sorry Axel, Daisuke, um. Neji. Um. Yeah. I'm sure the apartments will stop smelling like burning and ground beef soon, right? Hehehe. But Lavi and I both learned our lesson!

Mukuro, thanks for letting me stay with you dattebayo. Lets build that snowman today! You promised me you would!

( Private to Self//Easy to Hack )

Heh. ♥

So, the weather is effin' cold dattebayo. You could probably break icicles off of people walking around! Well, if you're brave enough to walk around out there. I'm still in bed. Not my own, but...

Hey Lavi dattebayo! I need your help! Do you think you can teach me how to cook'ttebayo?

( Private to Self//Easy to Hack )

So. Hot.

Someone save me dattebayo.

So much heat. Every time I eat I throw up... It can't be the ramen, right?! Is it bad in combination with the heat?!

Ugh.

( Private//Easy to Hack )