Comments | oreofuchi: letter i'm writing to Heinz

oreofuchi

letter i'm writing to Heinz

Jul 02, 2008 07:52

Your stay-clean cap on my bottle of ketchup is an amazing feat of engineering! I've been experiencing all your caps that said they'd do that, and each was better than its predecessor. This one though leaves NOTHING wanting. I think it's the reason that every morning when I make a sandwich for lunch, I reach for the ketchup. And I am known for ( Read more... )

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Thank ME smellslikecher July 2 2008, 17:22:38 UTC

Stay-clean caps were designed after my stay-clean cervical cap. I tell you, Sister Todd, it gets the job done.

Re: Thank ME oreofuchi July 3 2008, 11:38:26 UTC

I wonder if I can use the stay-clean cap for my own purposes then.

jewliejewels July 2 2008, 18:45:40 UTC

if im going to a restaurant,and they bring ketchup to my table,i will not use it unless its heinz

i have told ppl here and they are like wtf,it all tastes the same,i always get into agruements with them

lauraneato July 2 2008, 19:26:41 UTC

I once wrote fan mail on July 11, 2005 (according to their response thank-you email) to Newman's Own regarding their Olive Oil and Vinegar flavor salad dressing and how it's the most amazing dressing in the world, and because of them, they got me to start eating salad regularly again. I was the only person I personally knew who ever wrote fan mail to a food condiment company. XD I'll have to check out this new ketchup design!