This should be enough proof that cats are smarter than humans.  Some stupid human did this, and look how far off they were.  RETARDS!

They got a new lizard for me to torment!!!!!!!

Apparently someone missed me, or so I heard ( Read more... )

In the last two weeks or so, every time daddy and mommy are gone, they are always closing their bedroom door, and the bathroom door. Where do they expect me to nap all day? Occasionally mommy forgets to close one of the doors, so I take the opportunity to poop on something ( Read more... )

( daddy sucks compared to me. )

Daddy has been unplugging the phoneline from the wall as of late, so I am unable to sneak onto the computer whenever I want. It seems like they are never here anymore. I'm really lonely. I go upstairs alot, but it's always too noisy up there. Except at night, and then mommy and daddy are usually home and I go on their bed. I'm not allowed on ( Read more... )

Mommy and Daddy keep disappearing. I've only seen Mommy for a short while today,a nd took a nap with her on Friday. Daddy's been missing since forever, I think I saw him this morning, but I'm not sure, I was too lazy to open my eyes all the way.

Also worth mentioning....

Mommy and Daddy were gone for a long time. Then they came home smelling like other cats. I think they are cheating on me. I even saw orangish colored hair on Daddy. This does not make me to thrilled, but at least they didn't try to bring anything home with them.

Just wanted to show off how cute I am.


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The first sure sign of teen angst is that the subject of an lj entry doesn't match the content of the entry. I've learned this by reading a bunch of stupid entries by goth and emo kids. Makes me want to scratch their eyeballs out ( Read more... )