Long night, preceded by a long day. Come to think of it, this has been one long damned month so far, and it's not over.

I'm hoping you're all very well, friends. I haven't been keeping up with LiveJournal at all, and I apologize for that. Take care, and I'll be back soon.

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It's almost over. To borrow an over-used phrase from our fearless leader, "we're turning a corner!"

Miranda gave me a call. She told me about the twists and turns her life has been taking. My wife is getting married. We finally have a real incentive to get divorced. The upside is that Miranda and I will finally have separate lives, something we decided on four years ago. The downside is that I don't believe it, and I don't trust it. Miranda ( Read more... )

The supermodel is back, as beautiful and vacuous as ever. When I saw her again, the ultra-male part of me went into overdrive (the creatures from the "id," that base instinct we inherited from our reptile brethren), based on her stunning appearance. Then we talked. She's not stupid. There's a big difference between stupid and shallow. I agree ( Read more... )

the Wit

(52% dark, 26% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style:

CLEAN
| COMPLEX
| DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but ( Read more... )

Jerry McKinney's mother has died. I've never met her, but Jerry is easily my favorite co-worker, and I can't imagine what he's going through right now.

I had the strangest dream last night. Normally, I don't remember my dreams, or don't care to, because they're either tedious or disturbing. This one struck a weird chord, though. First of all, it was a double feature, the intermission being me waking up in a fright, getting a drink of water, and falling asleep again, only to fall back into the ( Read more... )

It's been a bad, mad, bad, long day. I woke up with a headache, and it grew hentai tentacles before lunch-time. In the middle of this, while I was shoveling rock and sand in the hot Georgia sun, a Thomas hauler (a CDL-certified guy hired to drive rock and sand from one location to another) came up to me, while I was gathering aggregates for ( Read more... )

Taken from mrgodot, who got it from greentara ( Read more... )