Writing school papers for 12 hours makes you crazy. After a few of ( Read more... )

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.......a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn, we fucked up."

I guess I wasn't there for as long as I wanted to be since it was an ajak nite.

We had some good times Tony, I'll miss you bro.

My LJ looks like a toaster :)

Look Andrew I made you famous.

Party!

The French Government announced yeterday that it
has raised its terror
alert from Run to Hide.

The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which
destroyed France's white flag factory,
effectively paralyzing their military...

( No. I got three women pregnant, that's enough for me. )

So I was writing my honorary list of cool and kick ass items but my list got interrupted by something really uncool. My girlfriend was teasing my about my list. No matter what I said, she'd twist it into a question of coolness. "Put it back on the other channel real quick," I said. "Oh what? This channel isn't cool enough for you?" she asked. "No, ( Read more... )

Thats it.Finally its over. Graduating never felt so good.

Ok guys this one time, there was a cat in the tree. And blahblahblahblahbalbahablabahb superman came and saved it. Best day of my life. Gawd you can stop being a pregnant bitch for like 3 seconds...........your mom is dead. Easy bitches, fast cars, and stars. You know I was wondering if I could......if it's hip.....then I must do it. HAHAhA silly ( Read more... )