Sometimes it's hard for other people(including myself) to recognize how drunk I get so I have here a nice scale to clear up the confusion ( Read more... )

Fuck the shit, fuck the fucking shit fuck, shit the fuck, shit the shit the fucking shit, fuck, fuck the shit, fuck the fucking shit fuck, shit the fuck shit the fucking shit, shit fuck, fuck shit, shit fuck ( Read more... )

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I wish you and your families a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!

Decks are good. For most part. Except Rasa Libre. So far it appears that they have only discovered green, yellow and red colors. I'm not sure what this company is about. Actually, thats not true. It's pretty obvious what this company is about. Those 3 colors, when placed next to each other, can mean only one thing: premarital sex and heroin! That's ( Read more... )

When I walk in the door, the first thing I do is plunge my hands into the great bowl of cocaine I keep in my foyer, much as an olympic gymnast would do before mounting the parallel bars or, my favorite event, the pummel horse. Is it spelled pummel? Probably not, but I like it better that way. It hints of a time when men were men and beating the ( Read more... )

Testicles.

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Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor manufactures have accepted the FDA?s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers ( Read more... )

EnDleSSfaLLaCy: :-(
thunder stripper: well at least you have the rest of the week to smoke bud
thunder stripper: and do coke
thunder stripper: and have sex with random girls