wow so i was all up in the garden of eden today and i got lost and then i crossed this road and some random ass black man stops me for jaywalking..... so i used my great knowledge of ebonics and the ability to pedal the ass god gave me to get out of that little instance...and then i got on my pirate ship and left. yeah so i was all sailing and shit ( Read more... )

HAH!! I finally got away from those damned asian amish albino jews..the whole .000001 of them in the world! yeah thats right I got kidnapped by part of a person is that wrong??? LICK ME BASTARDS!! But ANYWAYS!! heres how i got away: He was trying to lick my wenus and anyone that knows me knows that not a good thing to do, bwecause I obviously have ( Read more... )

boom boom boom! Yes, that is the sound evil deodorant test animlas back to life but GIANT!!!!!!whaaaa...and then we get our army of smelly homeless men!!! and give them booze!!! oh yes! and if you have a problem with it ill piss in your mouth!! yeha i have nothing to write in here....i started playing dungeons and dragons yesterday..twas quite ( Read more... )

Alright so that one time i got lost in the atlantic...and rode around on shamu killing everyone but not getting in trouble cuz its on international borders was fun.....but that was before captain hook shot me with his "laser" that shoots lightsabers and big macs....i barely survived the pickles...btu then i came to mikes house and i skyrocketed ( Read more... )

alright so about today...I was fortunately joined by Sean Kimbro and Micheil(no not michael but mic heil..like the german word for hail bitches)but anyways back to the story....well we robbed burger king of all its ketchup..but since ketchup is awfully disgusting we jsut sprayed it all over that house on capitol hill yeah its some random white ( Read more... )

Well, about the subject to start off....I found 2 Ronald Mcdonald look alikes... It(or w/e was left of him), and rambozo all in my closet today....they made me mad...I though buddy took a shit but it was just their rotting corpses. Speaking of Buddy, he says hello. Yes my dog talks, is that a problem BITCH? didnt think so....oh yeah i had to clean ( Read more... )

Well this thing is to tell you about my life...ok so here we go ( Read more... )