Good to see you aren't becoming bitter. Keep up the good work. I will admit that Miranda's latest picture is preferable to her older one in my eyes. Whether this is due to intent expression on her face or the lighting I am not sure. It might be the hair. I don't like to analyze these things. Especially when I don't actually know her that well.
Seth! Have I taught you nothing?! Not knowing her means only that you should, nay, are honor bound to treat her like nothing more than meat presented for your approval! Why? Because you're a man damn it, and all women should be paraded around for our approval until which time we deem them worthy enough to actually look them in the eye for the first, and preferably the last, time in their life! Then they are to be put to use as a cleaner of homes, a washer of laundry, and a sheath for her lords penis!
Oh, yeah, and to that Ty guy, keep collecting numbers, then you can sell it to all the wonderful perverts. I'd pay...er, people would pay a fortune for it!
I'm hurt Whistler....Really hurt. I thought I taught you better than to say "washer of laundry" its "doer of laundry"...and you forgot the most important one- "Maker of meals" if the bitch dosnt try to poison you.
Youre right however- most women dont look you in the eyes, well, neither do most men...but for entirely different reasons.
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2) heh heh heh... very catchy indeed!
3) good luck on the shift promotion, I do hope you get it!
no worries about non-interesting lives... they happen. Before you know it though it will probably get interesting, unexpectedly. You never know...
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Oh, yeah, and to that Ty guy, keep collecting numbers, then you can sell it to all the wonderful perverts. I'd pay...er, people would pay a fortune for it!
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Youre right however- most women dont look you in the eyes, well, neither do most men...but for entirely different reasons.
I dont know Miranda? I feel so out of the loop.
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Ty's wrong; I'm hella sexy regardless of my hair. I was even hella sexy bald. I've got pictures to prove it.
I'm glad my Livejournal picture merits discussion. If you look carefully, you can tell my left arm is raised. It's the arm holding the camera.
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