Obligatory update

[oriann]

So, yeah, shit and biscuits, it’s been a while since I updated, eh? I could have been killed or died and no one would have noticed. So, I guess I’ll share elements of my life with y’all because that way I can pretend I have friends

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[silver_jade]

I ended up watching Alone in the Dark on Saturday only because it got a 1% rating on rottentomatoes.com and I wanted to see how truely hideous it was; I was, therefore, not dissapointed. Assault on Precinct 13 is a re-make of an old John Carpenter movie, which has stopped me from renting it. And I have to disagree with your rating of The Life Aquatic. I loved the fake under-water scenes, but it all seemed a re-hash of The Royal Tennenbaums (which I'm sure I've spelled wrong), just with more Bill Murray, whom I cannot stand anyway. The story was cute, but sad. And now I want to watch White Noise, just to see how bad it is. I love B movies and horrible supposed-to-be-A movies. This is why I watched Darkness Falls, which was also bad, and Attack of the Clones, which sucked ass.
This is a little longer than I expected... Hmmm... Jobs always suck when they don't meet expectations. And, I'm glad you are happy. That is all.

Thanks :D

[oriann]

So, yeah, Assault on Precint 13 is -very- different from the original Carpenter film, but very good and yes, Alone in the Dark is arguably one of the worst films ever made (if you want my #1 worst, see "Birth"). However, I think the detail that diferentiates our view on Life Aquatic is that I like Bill Murray and you do not.

It's like some unending nightmare.

[oriann]

The probably with Uwe Boll is that he keeps getting good movies and turning them to shit. He's ruining Bloodrayne next and then...this one really hurts..he's getting "Hunter: The Reckoning"! He's going to ruine the GAME I LOVE!! That FUCKER!!