Random: So you do all these martial arts, and you still smoke?
Me: Yep
Random: Well, isn't that all about being in good shape and healthy?
Me: Naw, it's really about kicking someone's ass.

Anyone wanna come jump my car?

I just had a customer that couldn't figure out how to user her Windows tutorials.

The ones that pop up automatically when you first use one of our tablets.

All you really have to do is click play. This took roughly 45 minutes.

I can eat a lot of cereal....

The one thing that I hate about my classes, is that they're in fucking Omaha.

I wish I could move and take them with me.

I hate this fucking town.

I really do.

I miss my fucking heavy bag

http://www.236.com/blog/w/jon_friedman/questions_that_i_have_for_the_10713.php

Who here can stitch stuff well?

I was invited to move to SE Asia in January, the other day. There are places you can live over there for mega cheap. At first I just brushed it off, cause it seems kinda lofty, but right now I'm considering it.

( Bitching about the job, and looking for your opinion )