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So, I'm back in school. I wish I could be like Rodney Dangerfield...you know, have at least a few wacky, madcap experiences in that building. But uh...no. The second those metal doors closed behind me, the instant that I christened the freshly waxed stairs by tripping on them and fucking up my knees, I knew it was over. I immediately felt like a ( Read more... )

I used to like the band Hot Hot Heat. However, I have lost a great amount of respect for them, mainly on account of the lead singer's hair. I hate his hair. He looks as though he went to a craft store and bought a five pound bag of doll hair and a jar of glue, out of which he fashioned a terrifying, non-removable wig. This man sports the hair of a ( Read more... )

Ian Curtis

A friend of mine recently disappeared. Well, at least I though he did. In a way, I was right ( Read more... )

Chris got hitched on Monday. We all went to the beach and there, beneath the moon and amidst the fog, Chris and Jenna transformed into the superhuman crime-fighting duo, Mr. and Mrs. Walsh. It was a lovely ceremony. Most of us were drenched in no time...it was as if we had all participated in a mass baptism. We unwillingly became members of some ( Read more... )

I was always kind of an "Oh yeah, I have a boyfriend...he lives in, um, mmmMissouri. Yeah. I only see him on Jewish holidays...yeah" type of person.

My cat is sick or something ( Read more... )

I'm Caitlin Mc Cormack and I am five feet and five inches tall. Now I'm going to rant ( Read more... )

My new word is "fly ( Read more... )